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Sort of inspired by this.
I was trying to think of my literary pet hates but the only one that really springs to mind right now has to do with reviews.
In fact there are two.
Firstly reviews that use the first person plural, like "we at randomcrappymagazinewithstupidstylerules totally dig Clive Owen and want him in our (collective *wink*) pants". Shut up please.
Also if your review starts with a reference to the opening line of Anna Karenina I will be taking note of your address and doing harm to your pets.
Sort of inspired by this.
I was trying to think of my literary pet hates but the only one that really springs to mind right now has to do with reviews.
In fact there are two.
Firstly reviews that use the first person plural, like "we at randomcrappymagazinewithstupidstylerules totally dig Clive Owen and want him in our (collective *wink*) pants". Shut up please.
Also if your review starts with a reference to the opening line of Anna Karenina I will be taking note of your address and doing harm to your pets.
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