do as I say...

"FORGET TRENDY DESIGNER LABELS."
What? Like Balmain? If only you would Emmanuelle, if only you would.

(pic and quote from Jak&Jil)

Tattoo?

I had a dream I got a tattoo last night.

I got drunk on the beach in Ibiza and on my way back to my hotel decided to get a tattoo of a purple Koala holding a sign for Lanzarote and surrounded by fruit on my hip.

Needless to say if I ever do get a tattoo it will be slightly less insane.

blackpoolofstormyconfusion

Turns out I spoke too soon.

Obviously.

And I got soaked to my knees today as punishment.

So while this time yesterday I was sitting on the patio reading in the early evening sunlight today I am heating up hot chocolate and going to curl up beside the radiator.

This is Dublin in the springtime.

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SPRING! *whistles*

I love this time of year!

I've put my winter coat away (a little prematurely judging by the forecast) and am walking over to college with bare arms.

It makes me feel all light and pretty.

And I do not usually feel light and pretty, more dark and scowly/hungover.

But now there's a little breeze and it's not blocked from my face by an umbrella, a scarf and a hood and the scent of my perfume and body lotion plays around with the smell of the flowers and I feel all light and girly and practically skip.

This doesn't last long.

je ne regrette ... ahem

I over did it slightly yesterday.

Today, I'm on a diet of liquids and the occasional bite of a dark chocolate bunny.

I'm trying to convince myself that I don't want cherries.

tomypartyyoucannotbringtea

Sometimes I wish I could be a tea drinker.

Tea drinkers seem like good people.

But they also seem like people who say "lovely" and "darling" and manage to do so sincerely.

So I'm not a tea drinker. I'll have to take another vodka.

Cheers.

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willnotblaspheme

I am up to my elbows in rhetoric, in anaphora and traductio, in sententia and (holyfuckingbastarding) tropes.

I'd really like to let loose now.Stasera, moriamo.

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